The Brad Pitt Fan Club are attempting to
start World War III by using
hidden messages in Taggart
to destroy every copy of Star Trek : The Motion Picture.
They have shagged Jenifer Aniston
in order to piss you off.
The only way to stop them is to
convince people that Gerald Posner was paid to write Case Closed by the Them
and love everybody
as this will cause alpha-wave feedback.
Obviously, this will put you at risk of
being exposed as Satan 
but you can be sure that your actions will
eradicate crime, poverty and war!

Give me another

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