The Liberal Party are attempting to
destroy London by using
little men with extremely large heads
to spread insidious propaganda.
They have told everyone the ending of "Star Wars:SE" (It's the same as the old one!)
in order to make exams fun.
The only way to stop them is to
say Aye Carumba after every sentence. Aye Carumba!
and stand on someone else's head
as this will increase public awareness.
Obviously, this will put you at risk of
being arrested
but you can be sure that your actions will
increase your overdraft by 3000%!

Give me another

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